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Sunday, June 28, 2009
Mom's funeral
So, Mom has passed away and all the arrangements are being made. My evil sister put me on the program to say a few remarks about mother. Dispite my refusals, she put me on the program so I guess I have to give a talk now. Mormons think that everyone wants to give a talk. Not always true.
So, I am putting down humerous things I can say about Mom. I came up with a few, my siblings want me to tell the rabbit story which will send Onnie's kids running from the room since they have baby rabbits.
I remembered that Mom would tell a joke, only one joke that she just loved. I told it to Craig, Barb and BreeAnn. They all said it could not be said at the funeral, it could send Aunt Marcy into cardiac arrest. (and all Catholic relatives). So, I will tell the joke here for your entertainment. It goes like this:
A nun and a prostitute were talking. The nun asked the hooker how much she earned doing what she does. THe prostitute shows the nun her fur coat, her diamond ear rings, her glittery neck lace and huge jeweled rings on her hands and told the nun these are the things she got for doing what she does. The nun mutters, "and that cheap Father Thomas only gives us Hershey bars!"
That is the ONLY joke I every heard Mom tell and she loved that joke.
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So, I am putting down humerous things I can say about Mom. I came up with a few, my siblings want me to tell the rabbit story which will send Onnie's kids running from the room since they have baby rabbits.
I remembered that Mom would tell a joke, only one joke that she just loved. I told it to Craig, Barb and BreeAnn. They all said it could not be said at the funeral, it could send Aunt Marcy into cardiac arrest. (and all Catholic relatives). So, I will tell the joke here for your entertainment. It goes like this:
A nun and a prostitute were talking. The nun asked the hooker how much she earned doing what she does. THe prostitute shows the nun her fur coat, her diamond ear rings, her glittery neck lace and huge jeweled rings on her hands and told the nun these are the things she got for doing what she does. The nun mutters, "and that cheap Father Thomas only gives us Hershey bars!"
That is the ONLY joke I every heard Mom tell and she loved that joke.
Lauren found her dream laptop. Find the PC that's right for you.
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